This is a little earlier than planned, but I got bored so played again, and ended up staying on it until I went to bed. I think I'm addicted. =P
So last time, Jillian Bean moved into Riverview, and found the man of her dreams, Hunter Cottoneye. They're both neurotic and pretty weird, so they got on well enough to pop out a baby called Lilly..



We start this post off with a weird looking lady from the hospital. Because I felt like it, and she's really quite scary if you look at it long enough.


Jilly had this :( face all the way home. I don't think she wants a baby now. :(


Hunter, on the other hand, was only thinking about the sink and checked it repeatedly all night.


Aww!


Yummy mac'n'cheese.


WHICH CAUSED THE FIRST FIRE IN THIS LEGACY. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.


OMGZ


WHAT WILL I EAT NOW?!


I went to check on Jilly and she had casually fainted outside. She wasn't tired or anything so umm.. idk. Maybe it's because she's a coward? =/


The nee-naw had arrived to save my beloved fambly from being burnt alive!


Yaaaaaaaaay!


She was so frustrated with their carelessness that she inserted her head into their fridge. That'll show 'em.


This. Is. All. Babies. Do. =[


Apart from crying, anyway. Which Jilly and Hunter HATE. No wonder, though, it's constantly waking them up during the night.


Hunter hates it with a searing passion.


OH GOD WHY MUST BABIES CRY GRRR


But he managed to calm little Lilly down whilst completely ignoring her in his arms.


I swear I could hear him cussing. Tut tut. =[


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


She made him puke a little in his mouth. He hates this kid. Aww.


Meanwhile, Jilly got grossed out by the toilet. It kept getting dirty.


EWW TOILET GERMS


I made hunter clean and unclog it, being the gentleman that he is. =]
Apparantly his jacket ripped across his ass in the process, though. =[


Autumn salad is the only meal they could have. They couldn't use the cooker.


To cheer them up, I had a classy private wedding in their lounge/bedroom/kids room/kitchen.
Hunter: I found this in the garbage.. will you marry me?


Jilly: Awww, you're so romantic!


-wedding bells-

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TREEEEEEEEEES


TREES?!


..STFU

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Jilly: Ohhhh fingers. *sigh*


NOT AGAIN. They already suck at being parents to little Lilly.


Jilly: Oh hey btw you're gonna be a daddy.
Hunter: Yay! *nervous laughter*


Whilst Jillian wasn't looking, he got angry at this horrible news.
Hunter: YOU.. Simgod.. I do NOT want a child!


Hunter: Get it out of my wifes uterus!


Hunter: The one we have already is all wah wah wahhhh.


I ignored his pleas and forced him to like it. He's such an awesome parent while the kid is still in the stomach. He gets all excited and wants to do things with Jillian's belly all the time. Too bad he hates it when they're actually born.


It was birthday time!


..woops.


:(


She then ran outside and fainted like she did last time. WTF.


But do not worry, the firefighters saved the day yet again!
Fireman: Why must you always force me to do my job?!


Jilly woke up after he left, and made sure that her belly was safe. Which it was.


Lilly grew up! She just looks like any other Sims 3 toddler, but with different clothes/hair/eyes. =/
I also had to buy another cake. Damn.




BABY FEETS!


Things started breaking the moment she grew up. Coincidence? I think not.




She still cries a whole lot. Actually she cries every five minutes.


Hunter, being the amazing and loving father that he is, left her outside in just a diaper for all the peadophiles in the neighbourhood to snap up. Aww!


The birthing process BEGINS!



She had a boy this time! His name is Bobby, and he is a friendly genius so far. He's the most sane person in this legacy so far, yay!


He's so cute!
But where did the grey eyes come from? =/

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A little extra.
Don't screw with Ma Bagley. This man did, and look at him now.

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I love this family. They're so entertaining! I'd really say they were my favourite family right now. I'm tempted to play them again tonight, so expect another post either tomorrow or the day after. I don't want to spam anyones friends lists. =/
Hope you enjoyed this update, and feel free to give me advice on how to make it better. =]